Author Unknown

Golf book

You may not know it but I have been very busy over the past two
years, putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book about
Golf.  I am very proud of the results and in order to market the
publication, I am asking friends and family to be the first to
own a copy.  Here is the Table of Contents from my new book:

 "Winning Golf Strategies," which I believe gives the reader valuable playing  tips and  inside information that I have gained through my own years of  experience in the game and observations of golfing partners and what improved
their games.


Table of Contents:


Chapter 1 - How to properly line up your fourth putt.

Chapter 2 - How to hit a Titleist from the rough when you
hit a Maxfli from the Tee.


Chapter 3 - How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in a
bunker.

Chapter 4 - How to get more distance off the shank.


Chapter 5 - When to give the ranger the finger.


Chapter 6 - Using your shadow on the greens to distract
your opponent.


And the remaining Chapters:


Chapter 7 - When to implement Handicap Management.


Chapter 8 - Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9:00
a.m.


Chapter 9 - How to urinate behind a 4" x 4" post
undetected.


Chapter 10 - How to rationalize a 6 hour round.


Chapter 11 - How to find that ball that everyone else saw
go in
the water.


Chapter 12 - Why your spouse doesn't care that you birdied
the
5th.


Chapter 13 - How to let a foursome play through your
twosome.


Chapter 14 - How to relax when you are hitting three off
the tee.


Chapter 15 - When to suggest major swing corrections to
your
opponent.


Chapter 16 - God and the meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey
three-
putt.


Chapter 17 - When to re-grip your ball retriever.


Chapter 18 - Use a strong grip on the Hand-Wedge and a
weak slip on The Foot-Wedge.


The Final Chapter is best:

Chapter 19 - Why male golfers will pay $7.00 a beer from
the Cart Girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at $3.50 at the
19th Hole and then Stiff the bartender.


Hopefully you will find my book intriguing and purchase a
copy.




Thank you,


P.S. As a preview here is one of the insights from the
book...


What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad
skydiver?


A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes,
"Damn."
WHACK